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Morale Products Division
Prefix MP- — 4 items on file
Manufactures encouragement in physical form. Effectiveness has never been measured and will not be.
CN-093 — Morale Products
Not A Lab Accident Tee
Learning outcome achieved. Eyebrows not.
$34.00Specification Sheet →
CN-101 — Morale Products
Fear The Scientist Tee
Same great tee. Different reality.
$34.00Specification Sheet →
MP-004 — Morale Products
[ product shot — morale products ]1:1 Scale (Not Really)
Participation Patch
Awarded for showing up, eventually.
$9.00Specification Sheet →
MP-011 — Morale Products
[ product shot — morale products ]1:1 Scale (Not Really)
Mandatory Fun Mug
Holds 11 oz. and one grievance.
$18.00Specification Sheet →
Departmental note
Morale is issued, not earned. Please do not write to us about this.
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