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Mandatory
Fun Mug
Item MP-011 is an 11 oz. ceramic vessel commissioned by the Morale Products Division for the compulsory enjoyment of hot beverages. Holds 11 oz. and one grievance. Dishwasher safe. Meeting safe. The grievance compartment has never been successfully emptied.
Issue size
Still $18.00
Meets or exceeds fictional MIL-SPEC CN-77-B
| Capacity | 11 oz. of beverage, plus one (1) grievance of unlimited volume. |
|---|---|
| Color | Officially "Institutional." Unofficially "the color of Monday." |
| Material | Glazed stoneware, fired at temperatures exceeding staff enthusiasm. |
| MANDATORY FUN in permanent lettering. The permanence is the point. | |
| Care | Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Morale safe (unverified). |
| Uses | Coffee, tea, grievance storage, paperweight during evacuation, etc. |
| Compliance | Meets or exceeds fictional MIL-SPEC CN-77-B. |
| Origin | Thrown on a wheel by a potter who has since been reassigned to morale. |
Report 1 of 3 — Administrative assistant, Bldg. 7
Brought it to the all-hands. Smiled for the full ninety minutes. My dentist has filed a report.
Report 2 of 3 — Night-shift clerk, Bldg. 7
Coffee tastes 11% more mandatory from this vessel. The grievance tastes the same as ever.
Report 3 of 3 — Redacted
████ drinks from this item daily and has not missed a single mandatory ████ since. Neither has ████.
Chaotic Neutral Supply Co. assumes no responsibility for fun had, fun mandated, or fun retrospectively classified as mandatory. Do not operate while under the influence of team-building exercises. This mug is not a flotation device, a grievance procedure, or a substitute for a functioning workplace. Contents may be hot; management is not. In the event of contradiction between this disclaimer and the activities calendar, the calendar prevails and attendance will be taken. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.* *Guarantee void where prohibited, permitted, or observed.
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