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Surplus Duffel,
60L
Item FE-026 is a 60-liter canvas carryall rated for gear, evidence, or both. Double-stitched seams hold up to 60 liters of whatever the situation requires and approximately 40 liters of whatever it does not. Previous contents have been removed, mostly.
Issue size
Still $96.00
Meets or exceeds fictional MIL-SPEC CN-77-B
| Capacity | 60 liters. 47% more situations than standard luggage. |
|---|---|
| Color | Officially "Olive." Unofficially "the color of a story that checks out." |
| Material | 18 oz. canvas, brass zippers, straps of considerable resolve. |
| Seams | Double-stitched. Triple-storied. |
| Pockets | Two end pockets. One is sewn shut. We do not discuss it. |
| Uses | Travel, relocation, relocation under cover of travel, etc. |
| Compliance | Meets or exceeds fictional MIL-SPEC CN-77-B. |
| Origin | Surplus. Surplus from what, exactly, is a question for larger budgets. |
Report 1 of 3 — Courier, route undisclosed
Carried it through two airports, one checkpoint, and a family reunion. Only the reunion asked what was inside. Declined to answer. They understood.
Report 2 of 3 — Quartermaster, Bldg. 7
Stuffed it with 60 liters of gear plus one (1) additional duffel, nested. Physics objected. The duffel overruled.
Report 3 of 3 — Redacted
████ transported ████ in this item across ████ without incident, unless you count ████, which we do not.
Chaotic Neutral Supply Co. assumes no responsibility for contents carried, contents implied, or contents discovered by third parties. Previous contents have been removed to the best of our knowledge and the worst of our documentation. Do not exceed 60 liters, 60 kilograms, or 60 questions per trip. This duffel is not a flotation device, though it has floated under circumstances we decline to itemize. In the event of inspection, the sewn-shut pocket contains nothing, has always contained nothing, and resents the question. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.* *Guarantee void where prohibited, permitted, or observed.
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