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Unmarked
Coverall
Item AA-022 is a full-body garment bearing no insignia, no markings, and no explanation. Three pockets are provided; two are real, one is decorative, and none will be found during a search conducted by anyone in a hurry. Ideal for personnel whose job title is a matter of some sensitivity.
Issue size
Still $84.00
Meets or exceeds fictional MIL-SPEC CN-77-B
| Weight | Heavier than it looks. Lighter than the implications. |
|---|---|
| Color | Officially "Utility." Unofficially "what guilt looks like at a distance." |
| Material | 65% polyester, 35% plausible deniability. |
| Fit | Cut to 1974 tolerances, which were generous. |
| Pockets | No insignia. No questions. No pockets. (Three pockets.) |
| Uses | Maintenance, janitorial cover, leaving rooms without explaining yourself, etc. |
| Compliance | Meets or exceeds fictional MIL-SPEC CN-77-B. |
| Origin | Manufactured in a facility that changes its name more often than its locks. |
Report 1 of 3 — Custodian (alleged), Bldg. 7
Walked into three restricted areas carrying a clipboard. Nobody stopped me. I do not own a clipboard. The coverall provided one.
Report 2 of 3 — Operator 12-B, motor pool
Spilled motor oil, fryer grease, and one (1) classified solvent on it. Stains formed a pattern resembling an alibi. Kept it.
Report 3 of 3 — Redacted
████ confirms the garment attracts no attention whatsoever, which is exactly what ████ said before ████.
Chaotic Neutral Supply Co. assumes no responsibility for areas entered, rooms exited, or identities implied while wearing this garment. The decorative pocket is load-bearing in a spiritual sense only. Do not operate heavy machinery, light machinery, or medium machinery while wearing the coverall, as all machinery will assume you know what you are doing. This garment is not a uniform, a costume, or a disguise, though it has served capably as each. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.* *Guarantee valid only in jurisdictions where time flows backward.
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