Civilian clearance — no credentials requiredForm CN-001 · Rev. IV

Chaotic NeutralSupply Co.

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Catalog Index Departments Company Lore Procurement Inquiries Requisition Summary

AA- Apparel MP- Morale FE- Field PD- Poor Decisions DN- Dubious

Contents of this drawer are the property of Chaotic Neutral Supply Co. Misfiling is a terminable offense. We have never terminated anyone.

Civilian appropriation form — CN-APP-88

Clearance Paperwork

No requisition on file

Clearance cannot proceed without paperwork. Paperwork cannot proceed without goods.

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Cleared

Your goods will be dispatched within 3–30 days via undisclosed carrier. Retain this confirmation. It may be requested by authorities.

RequisitionCN-REQ-7742-B

Items0

Total appropriated$0.00

CarrierUndisclosed

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Paperwork incomplete. Blank fields will be completed on your behalf, incorrectly.

Requisition on file

Total$0.00

Notice to appropriating party

Submission of this form constitutes acknowledgement that the warehouse exists, that its contents are approximate, and that no supervisor will review your file.

Outfitting the morally
flexible since 1974.

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Warehouse

Bldg. 7, Undisclosed LocationTel. (000) 555-0174 — disconnectedHours: WheneverReceiving dock: locked from inside

Legal (Ornamental)

Chaotic Neutral Supply Co. assumes no responsibility for adventures, misadventures, questionable decisions, or alignment changes resulting from use of our products.

All catalog numbers are fictional. All departments are fictional. Rutherford P. Dill is fictional, per the terms of the 1976 settlement. Prices subject to change without notice, warning, or explanation. Void where prohibited, permitted, or observed. Retain this page for your records. We will not retain ours. © 1974–2026 Chaotic Neutral Supply Co. Est. 1974. Approved by no one.

Chaotic Neutral Supply Co. is a brand of Deus Ex Labs.